SEMPO Tahoe - Top Dog of Search

Martin Bolton 29/09/04

SEMPO-Tahoe is a spoof internet marketing organisation apparently run by a group of pets, they think they can do a much better job than the real SEMPO and given that organisations recent record we have little doubt in their claims.

Although started in the US SEMPO-Tahoe has now gained a worldwide membership base with a healthy UK committee and an Asia-Pacific committee and is expanding rapidly. Current concerns are that the number of dogs is outweighing the rest of the mmebership and should a vote be required (terror at the mere thought that anything that democratic would go on) they would hold the majority.

The SEMPO legal team, three ferrets all currently behind bars have been put in place to ensure that the books and reports are in order.

At present it appears that SEMPO Tahoe has done nothing apart from purchase a shiny new BMW for the use of senior executives and set up a website http://www.sempo-tahoe.com and blog http://sempo-tahoe.blogspot.com/ with all the latest news from the organisation.

Sam (Black (Hat) Labrador) & Willy (Golden (White Hat Retriever)) are the founders of Sempo-Tahoe. "We are a combined force of Black and White hats. We are setting up the board now, no previous experience required. Qualifications NOT needed!! You're all welcome to join us." is their quote. Or maybe I read too much into that barking.

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